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Ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148 sa … ","datePublished":"2025-02-27","dateModified":"2023-04-28","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.triaxx.sk\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.triaxx.sk\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/53c590fdd1ec24ee297a15a00a0829b5191e9163e4cc5dbbee20ed40fcc30ad9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/53c590fdd1ec24ee297a15a00a0829b5191e9163e4cc5dbbee20ed40fcc30ad9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"triaxx.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.triaxx.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a301469_w16792_t1558978240.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.triaxx.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a301469_w16792_t1558978240.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.triaxx.sk\/vtipne-situacie-nizkych-zien\/","about":["Z\u00e1bava\r"],"wordCount":578,"articleBody":"Ka\u017ed\u00e1 zo \u017eien, ktor\u00e1 nie je pr\u00e1ve najvy\u0161\u0161ia ur\u010dite vie, o\u00a0\u010dom hovor\u00edm. Ka\u017ed\u00fd de\u0148 sa dost\u00e1vame do situ\u00e1cii, ktor\u00e9 s\u00fa s\u00edce vtipn\u00e9, ale n\u00e1m nie v\u017edy pr\u00edjemn\u00e9.\t\t\u013dudiaNeviem, \u010di tak\u00fato vlastnos\u0165 maj\u00fa \u013eudia v\u00a0sebe u\u017e hlboko vsugerovan\u00fa, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee \u017eiadna n\u00edzka \u017eena sa nezaob\u00edde svoj\u00edm \u017eivotom bez nar\u00e1\u017eok na jej v\u00fd\u0161ku. Av\u0161ak okrem t\u00fdch \u013eud\u00ed, ktor\u00ed si to niekedy a\u017e prive\u013emi v\u0161\u00edmaj\u00fa, s\u00fa tu tak\u00ed, ktor\u00ed to a\u017e prehnane komentuj\u00fa. Po\u010das hodiny, \u010do s\u00fa s\u00a0vami si stihn\u00fa aspo\u0148 tak desa\u0165kr\u00e1t spravi\u0165 srandu z\u00a0va\u0161ej v\u00fd\u0161ky, a\u00a0najlep\u0161ie ke\u010f na z\u00e1ver pou\u017eij\u00fa nejak\u00fa tr\u00e1pnu fr\u00e1zu ako napr\u00edklad: \u201e\u010co je mal\u00e9, to je zlat\u00e9!\u201c T\u00fdchto fr\u00e1z si u\u017e ka\u017ed\u00e1 z\u00a0n\u00e1s napo\u010d\u00favala a\u017e-a\u017e.\u010eal\u0161ia vec, ktor\u00fa \u013eudia robia je podopieranie sa vami. Neviem odkia\u013e v\u00a0sebe maj\u00fa tu tendenciu aby to spravili, ale vy si proste len stoj\u00edte, a\u00a0zrazu kamar\u00e1t ved\u013ea v\u00e1s sa lak\u0165om oprie bu\u010f o\u00a0va\u0161u hlavu, alebo rameno. Najlep\u0161ie je, ke\u010f v\u00e1\u017ei dvakr\u00e1t to\u013eko, \u010do vy. A\u00a0vy by ste mu to mo\u017eno aj chceli vr\u00e1ti\u0165, no nem\u00f4\u017eete. Nedo\u010diahnete ani rukou, nie \u017ee lak\u0165om.\t\tOble\u010denieV\u00a0tomto m\u00e1me av\u0161ak aj ist\u00e9 v\u00fdhody, a\u00a0to tie, \u017ee m\u00f4\u017eeme nakupova\u0165 v\u00a0detskom oddelen\u00ed. Av\u0161ak v\u00a0\u017eenskom je pre n\u00e1s ve\u013emi \u0165a\u017ek\u00e9 n\u00e1js\u0165 hlavne nohavice, ktor\u00e9 by n\u00e1m sedeli. V\u00e4\u010d\u0161inou to dopadne tak, \u017ee jedny s\u00fa n\u00e1m mal\u00e9 a\u00a0nepretiahneme ich cez zadok, a\u00a0zas naopak druh\u00e9 s\u00fa dobr\u00e9, len na \u010dlenkoch s\u00fa zhrnut\u00e9 a\u00a0potrebovali by sme, aby boli tak o\u00a010 centimetrov krat\u0161ie.\t\tZrkadl\u00e1\u010co je na\u0161im najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00edm nepriate\u013eom? No to je predsa jasn\u00e9. Zrkadl\u00e1. Av\u0161ak nie hocijak\u00e9. Presne tie, ktor\u00e9 s\u00fa v\u00a0k\u00fape\u013eniach nad um\u00fdvadlom. Niekedy v\u0161ak b\u00fdvaj\u00fa poriadne vysoko a\u00a0na\u0161ou jedinou mo\u017enos\u0165ou je postavi\u0165 sa na \u0161pi\u010dky, alebo si da\u0165 pod nohy stol\u010dek.\t\tBaz\u00e9nHod\u00edte sa do baz\u00e9na, a\u00a0hore pl\u00e1vate ke\u010f\u017ee nedo\u010diahnete na dno. No potom sa zrazu obzriete v\u0161ade okolo seba, a\u00a0vid\u00edte ako sa v\u0161etci v\u00a0tom baz\u00e9ne prech\u00e1dzaj\u00fa, zatia\u013e \u010do vy sa pomaly top\u00edte.\t\tVisiace nohyJe jedno kam si sadnete, nikdy aj tak nedo\u010diahnete na zem. A\u00a0tak si len tak pokyvk\u00e1vate a\u00a0homp\u00e1\u013eate nohami.\u00a0\u00a0\t\tPoli\u010dky Pripravujete si obed a\u00a0teraz potrebujete nie\u010do, \u010do je \u00faplne na najvy\u0161\u0161ej poli\u010dke. Av\u0161ak na to aby ste to do\u010diahli sa mus\u00edte zahra\u0165 na horolezca a\u00a0vyliez\u0165 na kuchynsk\u00fa linku.Podobn\u00e9 situ\u00e1cie sa dej\u00fa v\u00a0obchodoch, kedy je nie\u010do na najvy\u0161\u0161om reg\u00e1li. A\u00a0tak len milo stoj\u00edme a\u00a0\u010dak\u00e1me, aby \u0161iel niekto okolo a\u00a0dal n\u00e1m to dole, alebo sa za\u010dneme \u0161plha\u0165 a\u00a0d\u00fafa\u0165, \u017ee to cel\u00e9 na n\u00e1s nespadne.\t\tAutoP\u00e1s, ktor\u00fd v\u00e1s \u0161krt\u00ed na krku, ledva do\u010diahnete na ped\u00e1le, a\u00a0tak si sedadlo posuniete \u00faplne k\u00a0volantu. A\u00a0tienidlo proti slnku? To nem\u00e1 \u017eiadny v\u00fdznam. Presne takto vyzer\u00e1 cesta autom n\u00edzkej \u017eeny.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4\/5 - (12 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Vtipn\u00e9 situ\u00e1cie n\u00edzkych \u017eien","item":"https:\/\/www.triaxx.sk\/vtipne-situacie-nizkych-zien\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]